today is a day that shall forever live in infamy...

Infamy, Massachussetts. It's a real place. Trust me. Northwest of Boston by thirty miles, a small farming community with a lot of hos... er, hoes.Really.2nd day of school.Page 145 in Purgatory. I'm un-stuck mostly, but it's still an uphill climb.Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?Has he suffocated?I'm sure dolphin-safe tuna is a great comfort to the tuna.If you're online at 3:30 PM Central on weekdays, swing by Yahoo! Games, and go to the Everest Checkers game room. I (as annoying_dude) shall be there.3:45, maybe. I'm late today.