Career day in the labyrinth that is my mind

A lot of dead thoughts, plus theseus, the minotaur, and a ball of yarn showing the way out.But anyway. I got to thinking, until i get published, I'll be one of those starving artist types. If I stopped being a subway sandwich bitch, what could I do?A list:Elvis impersonatorvoice actorghostwriterweb store T-shirt designerl33t translator (I'm not very good at it)f34r m4 l33t sk1llz. 0r s0m3th1|\|g l1k3 +h4+.I seriously could NOT think of anything else. And l33t translator isn't even a real job, except maybe in Megatokyo. ( http://www.megatokyo.com ) Plus, those other jobs are also all starving-artist type shit.I guess I'm stuck being a sandwich bitch.